How Christians react when you call them cosplayers

Catholic: Susmaryosep!

Born Again: We're not a religious institution or anything, so you can't compare us to the cosplayers. There is no "us". We just happened to band together and hope people join us.

Mormon: I don't mind as long as cosplayers don't watch TV on Sundays.

Buddhist Christian: Om om om om om om om.

Iglesia: You are so fucked, brother. You don't know what legion you're messing with.